Frustrated game developer. Former Magic professional. The once and future king of strategic Magic writing. Hyperlogical asker of the questions no one else thinks to ask, high above the empty streets on the fourth floor of an Upper West Side brownstone. Exploiter of superstitions, anecdotes and hunches of others for fun, irony and profit. Manager of the most meticulous Launchcast station in existence. Sports fan who would fire half the world's managers and coaches while giving the other half stern lectures. The only person I know who watches a fraction as much network TV. A man who lives by his own rules, and not in the cliche sense. He might live by other people's if he could figure them out.
That's all the explanation you're going to get. Good luck.